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[starswallowingsea]

🏳️‍🌈 + uhhh any little 18trip individual u wanna do bc icr their names rn whoops

ask game

uhmmmm we'll do raito because why not

so. raito kitakata. i need you to look directly at him because he is the most insane guy ever. canonically aromantic (!!) who tried dating once upon a time but just didn't understand why people did it. his gender is [spoilers for ev3ns mainstory]. he's a guy but he has 3 years to live so he doesn't really care. there are more important things to do like jumping into the ocean to fight off sharks as they sail away from a high security prison after winning a glorified paintball fight to become an idol. he's also an astrology girl which i think makes him better. also an astrology girl. entirely unrelated to sexuality/gender headcanons i just think its funny.

[ithappensoffstage]

I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishistic"

[nuvamata]

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[lonely-night]

eXCUSE ME???????????????????????

[xxcrystalinerose]

Going back to Zag's romantic relationships from Mel is extremely hilarious to me because of how comparatively well-adjusted he was.

Sure he done fucked up with Meg in the past and they had to kill each other as part of the job description, his sudden leaving seriously hurt Than while also having communication issues w/ each other, and there's the matter of Dusa being a lowly servant of the House. But in the end, he sorted everything out with 0 grievances from all parties involved (that one dialogue where Than admits Meg is the one who tells him to finally pursue Zag seriously warms my heart). Got the Mom(s) Seal of Approval™ even, and from Achilles too!

Meanwhile I look at Melinoë and she has a frankly criminal amount of situationships. Her rizz level is insane and she goes straight for the throat when flirting yet somehow her dating life is simultaneously a mess and nonexistent. Nemesis regularly kicks her into the dirt verbally AND physically but is the only person to acknowledge how fucked up it is that Mel is sent out alone in the hopes of killing an all powerful Titan that took SIX gods to kill in the past. "Fuck you and fuck your stupid frog in particular" then turns around and gives free Death Defiances. Her and Moros try to flirt with each other but they kept missing the mark because sometimes one of them says something totally unhinged like it was normal (I don't think watching people die is an appropriate bathtime conversation topic, my man). Her and Eris are a hot mess—literally with all those rounds she shot at Mel AND without a basis of workplace professionalism. Icarus is one shot nerve away from accidentally proclaiming his undying (literally) love to her but his guilt complex is hanging on to that nerve. And then there's Arachne and her not so little crush warring with the fact that said crush is family with and is helping the gods who cursed her.

Never have I realized how important it is that Zag has become a minor god of relationship counselling until I look at his baby sister and think, "yeah girl you definitely need help for all that shit".

[gongedtornado]

i was super lazy with this but i needed to get this idea out or i wouldve shrivelled

[maxedes]

what is in the american air that is making them say crazy shit like this (not that i‘m complaining)

[quarter-lif3crisis]

F1 x AO3 tags

[qiinamii]

races and naps

[spghtrbry]

guys do you see my vision here

[starswallowingsea]

For the emoji thingie 🎅🏼 Santa Claus bc crimmus

ask game

you are my:

(🎅🏼) mutual

(  ) friend

(🎅🏼) close friend

you intimidate me:

(  ) yes

(🎅🏼) no

do i want to talk more:

(🎅🏼) yes

(  ) no

have i ever had a crush on you:

(  ) yes

(🎅🏼) no

best feature:

(  ) @

(  ) layout

(🎅🏼) posts

random

(🎅🏼) you’re very funny

(  ) you’re adorable

(  ) i freaked out when you followed me

(  ) i feel like i annoy you

(🎅🏼) i love seeing your posts on my dashboard

(  ) you’re so pretty

(🎅🏼)  i love you a lot

(  ) you’re so relatable

(🎅🏼) i’m grateful for you

(🎅🏼) i wish i could meet you one day

[estebunny]

0.87 fps (f*cks per second) 2021 grid

via Netflix UK & Ireland X

[maaaxx]

[ham1lton]

YN on tiktok: hey guys! can you watch my boss for a sec? Lewis: 🤨

author’s note: omg spinoff four. i promised to take a break. i apologise 😔 feel free to send more scenarios/ships u wanna see with assistant yn! i might even start doing texts as well as these mini ig posts. whatever you guys think is best.

liked by bestie, maxverstappen1 and 873,213 others.

yourusername: lewis be like ‘yn get off that damn phone, stop taking pictures of me and go do your job!’ but he doesn’t even know i run a successful ig page with tons of hot sexy bad bitches who follow me.

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user1: girl do u ever do your job? 😭

-> yourusername: yes ofc i do. looking after my baby roscoe and ignoring the other guy, whatshisface.

-> lewishamilton: yn…

-> yourusername: i know… fired again 😔

maxverstappen1: you look gorgeous.

-> yourusername: i appreciate this, but i post for the bad bitches only.

-> maxverstappen1: i am the bad bitch you speak of.

-> yourusername: my bad 😔💔

bestie: i look so cute in the second picture fr 🥰

-> yourusername: ur always sexy bae 😍

user3: where did u get that shirt omggg!! so cute!!

-> yourusername: stole it from lando’s closet. that’s why it’s so small on me.

oscarpiastri: i took that second photo btw 📸

-> yourusername: we know, and we love you for it.

-> oscarpiastri: 😁

user2: i am one of yn’s sexy bad bitches 😍

*liked by yourusername.*

user4: ROSCOE PIC!

user5: lewis looks so cute in that pic 🥺

-> yourusername: don’t let the babygirl appearance fool you.

user6: where is jude???

user8: i miss seeing yn and george interact 😔

-> user9: all she did was bully him and flirt with his girlfriend??

-> user8: exactly 😔

user10: i love your tiktoks!! lewis’ face when you put the camera in front of him was hilarious.

-> user11: he was like ‘yn wtf u making me do now??’ 😭 he is sick of her shenanigans

-> user12: no literally 😭😭 she be putting his ass through it. you’d think she was the merc admin.

-> user13: don’t disrespect her like that omg. that shady ass admin.

*liked by yourusername.*

user7: are her and lewis dating?

-> yourusername: lewis said if i start dating rumours i’m fired but i think i’d be a sexy wag 😍 we’re not dating though. that man signs my paychecks x

-> user7: you’re a prostitute?

-> lewishamilton: NO. she’s my assistant. stop letting people think we’re in some sort of pretty woman relationship yourusername

-> yourusername: but it’s fun 😔 and i’m bored 😔

-> landonorris: you wouldn’t be bored with me yn

-> yourusername: not now lando

-> landonorris: sorry 😔

[saintapplebees]

absolutely obsessed with these two btw

[mybedroomceilingsbored]

i'm late, but doing one of those note thing thingies. because i need to be productive but have no willpower :3

this is legitimately never gonna get anywhere. but i don't rlly care lol

mm.. 25 notes and i'll start lifting weights again (actually kind of wanna do this one)

50 notes and i'll drink adequate amounts of water for a FULL WEEK

100 notes and i'll eat at least two meals a day for a week

200 notes and i'll weed my vegetable garden (horribly grassy)

300 notes and i'll redo my intro post

400 notes and i'll clean out my 950+ unread emails

600 notes and i'll actually clean my room (gasp)

800 notes and i'll post myself playing smth on the piano? or flute? or uke? y'all's choice lol

aaand 1000 notes and i'll start APPLYING FOR SCHOLARSHIPS omgg

uuum go wild ig?